Ever Sleep With A Congressman?
If so, you may be able to cash in. 'Course, blackmail might just be more lucrative in the long run, but if you take the windfall and invest wisely, you could definitely do pretty well for yourself.
This "what the hell is the world coming to" moment brought to you by Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine.
8 comments:
FYI, Uncle Larry also sends a complimentary copy of Hustler to every Congressperson and Senator. Their staff have fun with them.
HA! I would love to see if there were a lot of nervous congressmen on the hill today!
I heard this on the news yesterday and thought: Well, ask an intern.
He's done this before and I WISH WISH WISH someone would take him up on it. Hell it makes me want to march up there and get naked...not for the money. I'd donate that. For the fun of it. hmmmhmmmhmmm.
VVK -- That's awesome. I bet they certainly do, in more ways than one.
DCWeddingPhotog -- I'd bet not. Most of those guys seem to think they're Superman and nothing can touch them.
Jo -- Good point.
Anon -- I think I know who you are. If so, you'd certainly enjoy that, in addition to having ready access. Go for it. But don't donate the money. Split it with your friendly neighborhood male dating blogger. And shoot me an email sometime. I haven't heard from you in a while.
I wonder if Jessica Cutler will use this to pay off her creditors and cancel the bankruptcy filing? :)
Martin -- I think she missed the boat, since her liasons have already been outed. She'll just have to rely on the book sales, don't you think?
Yeas and Nays: Interns can save the price of postage by handing in their homemade Capitol Hill sex tapes to Larry Flint in person. He’ll be in town attending the annual Larry King Cardiac Foundation gala.
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