Muffin Top: The Sequel
<creepy movie preview voice-over guy>
When the weather gets warmer and the sun comes out, a new terror is born.
A disease so hideous and terrible, it preys on the young and beautiful, rendering them horribly disfigured.
Muffin Top was just the beginning. This summer, prepare yourself for the ultimate in fear. Just when you thought it was safe to go outside again...
...Bluffin Top will chill you to the core.
Coming soon to a recreational area near you.
This feature is not appropriate viewing for any audiences.
</creepy movie voice-over guy>
16 comments:
I think I lost my wallet in there.
I don't know that I'd be smiling in her situation. Looks... painful!
Her bra is a good full cup size too small. Nothing like an ill-fitting bra to ruin your day.
Ouch!
You know, someone should tell this girl that they have folks who will actually measure you for bras these days.
Yeah...I don't really see how that can be so horrifying. Put a top on her and you won't be able to tell.
Are bluffin tops a warm-weather-only phenomenon?
I-66 -- I found it but it was empty, so I put it back.
Dagny -- Somehow I don't think you'd end up in her situation. ;-)
Jo -- Believe it or not, it's actually 2 cup sizes too small. Yuck.
Belle -- No idea how to respond to that.
Helen -- They should pass out flyers at King's Dominion (where I saw altogether too many examples this weekend).
MM -- Actually, the problem here is that you totally can tell when they put a top on. It looks like they've got 4 boobs, and it's gross.
GN -- Summer leads to tigher/more revealing clothing, which leads to more exposure of the bluffin top. :-/
ummmm...I pay a lot of money for bras that make my tits look like that. So far, I haven't noticed any complaints. :-)
your immaturity is astonishing. this isn't close to funny.
Oh, geez. Somebody's is wearing his knickers too tight.
(I'm still okay with the bra, though. :-) )
I'm starting to realize how lucky we have things in the states. At least we don't have to send pictures in with job apps like they do in Europe (and if you're not pretty, sorry no job for you).
update!
I am tired of seeing this picture when I try to see if you have a new post yet.
it makes the girls hurt in sympathy.
4 boobs are better than 2.
swf41 - I too pay a great deal of money for bras that properly showcase the twins. These things are a miracle of modern engineering. But I hope you aren't buying the ones that dig into the girls and divide them into four separate boobs. That's just bad!
I'm so confused! I'm not seeing four boobies, I'm just seeing two with very enhanced cleavage.
If I need bifocals at 41, I'm going to drown myself.
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