Dear LMNT, take one.
Not-So-Frigid Bitch Barbie writes:
mr lmntal.
please excuse me for being so forward. i've enjoyed your recent and fast ascent to blog fame. anyhoo, here's my uber important question for your guy perspective:Is Steak and BJ Day the same day as valentine's - feb 14? or is it one month later, March 14? the bf and i are fighting over this. hope you can help settle the matter.
hugs and kisses,
Not-So-Frigid Bitch Barbie
LMNt Says:
Dear Miss Not-So-Frigid,
Steak & BJ day is definitely in March. I must confess, though, I have a somewhat personal bias in this matter. Not only do I really enjoy Valentine's Day as it is, but my birthday is March 25th. As I'm sure you well know, a boyfriend's birthday should be handled in a very similar manner to Steak & BJ day, so when it's celebrated in March, it's a quite a good week and a half for me. ;-)
~Mr LMNt
Kathryn Says:
Wait, WHAT? BP's bday is Friday... uh oh. ;)
Not-So-Frigid Responds:
so this is interesting... march, you say. b/c i called Ray's the Steaks AND Buck's Fishing and Camping yesterday to make reservations for feb 14 but neither place takes reservations. but obviously it would be easier to walk-in to those places on march 14 than feb 14, when they will likely be mobbed. although what if we walk in to Ray's on march 14 and find that it is STILL mobbed with hot, sexy young couples. men chomping at the bit to get through their steaks. women ordering their 4th cosmo. haha.
LMNt Says:
My Dear Not-So-Frigid,
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're completely missing the point here. Steak & BJ day is all about performing your "womanly duties," which of course means you should absolutely be cooking the steak yourself. Going out for it is a cop-out. You should be in the kitchen, barefoot, and chained to the stove unless you're bringing him his next beer, darlin'. Oh, and pregnant, if possible. Naked would be a plus, too.
~LMNt
Don't worry, guys... I'll post a real question on Friday. Crazy day at work today.
7 comments:
lmntal - you cut off the re-telling of this convo before without including my conclusion/retort. which was this:
i have many talents, but cooking is not one of them. steak and bj day is a time for experts. ergo, the bf and i will go to Ray's. i'll take care of the rest.
Girl, you were so graphic, you'd lose your nickname.
And BP and I will be at Ruth Chris.
Ray's was funning with you FBB. They took my Valentine's Day reservation just yesterday. And while I believe that leaving the steak to the experts is the best course of action, I certainly hope that you're not outsourcing the latter activity.
N-S-F BB -- Are you insinuating that you're an expert? I may need your phone number and an hour or so of your time for verification. ;-)
Kathryn -- How do you think she got it?
Brunch Bird -- That would be a little less than awesome, wouldn't it? And risky... what if he enjoys the outsourced service more?
there will be NO outsourcing, nor any "verification" by any third paries. you people are CRUDE.
Steak And BJ Day is March 14...
SteakAndBJ.com
LMNt said...
N-S-F BB -- Are you insinuating that you're an expert? I may need your phone number and an hour or so of your time for verification. ;-)
LMNt - Do you think you are funny? Or is that what you guys and gals call flirting? God luck with that on finding a girl who has a lot of respect for herself in the first place.
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