Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oh. My. God.

Ok, so I know I said I probably wasn't going to entertain y'all with the exciting tales of my personal life, but this is just too good not to spill.

I got an email last night in response to a personal ad I'd placed recently from a prostitute. Not a prostitute who wanted to make me her customer, but a prostitute who wants to go on a date. I'm sorry, an "adult entertainer who also has a massage service."

Ew. I really don't even know what else to say about it. That's just gross.

No thank you.

15 comments:

Beakerz said...

Well, buy her dinner and at least get your dessert ;)

j/k. I can't even imagine your situation, but think about this for a sec. Prostitutes are people too. They just want love like everyone else, and maybe you're just the sensitive and caring guy that can accept them for what they are and what they wish to be, and help them get out of 'the life'.

Maybe take it as a compliment?

Jamy said...

Don't you mean "sex worker"? Heh.

I think you have to work on being more open minded. Really. (Sarcasm intended.)

NotCarrie said...

I was going to do the obvious of pretending that the prostitute was me, but I'm just not committed to the joke and knew it would be half-assed.

Anonymous said...

Lmao, that fucking ROCKS.

Personal life posts are teh best, though. :)

Melissa said...

Now, I must trump you. I got a response a few weeks back from a cross dresser. It also sent a picture. Eauuuu!

I'll never use THAT website again. Though it was purely for jokes anyway. It was mounting to a good story that I never did get to tell...

Anonymous said...

How can you be sure this wasn't a very clever solicitation?

Ar-Jew-Tino said...

I got two words for you: Follow. Up.

Do it for the blog and your entertainment-starved fans.

Carrie M said...

hahaha! that is so funny...but hey, what if she's *wonderful*?! you might click!

sorry, couldn't help it. ;-P

Ally said...

Are you posting personal ads on Craigslist? At least she was honest...that would have been quite the first date bombshell.

Ar-Jew-Tino said...

Mom jokes are SO last week.

Ryane said...

Ha. NotCarrie's idea was my idea to, but I see she beat me to it..hahaha. ;-)

LMNt said...

Carrie M -- Ummmmm... no.

Ally -- Yeah, I'd definitely rather hear it before I actually set up a date. Scary.

Ar-Jew-Tino -- I'm just trying to look out for you, man.

Ryane -- And you didn't try to do a better job of it than she did? Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

I like your blog, but I was kinda wondering when you were going to start giving us the "juicy details" about your personal life (as opposed to an advice colum). After all, the title of your blog is "The adventures of a single guy in the crazy, mized-up web of dating online". ;-)

So give us more about your current adventures! Or not. It's your blog. :-)

Mary Kate + Joe Battles said...

I hope you don't skip out on your Friday date to go out with this prostitute ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm with Ar-Jew-Tino - follow up on it. At the very least, you've got a great story to tell. And maybe, just maybe, she'll become a connection to use at local strip clubs, brothels, etc. You can never have too many friends in the sex industry.