Oh. My. God.
Ok, so I know I said I probably wasn't going to entertain y'all with the exciting tales of my personal life, but this is just too good not to spill.
I got an email last night in response to a personal ad I'd placed recently from a prostitute. Not a prostitute who wanted to make me her customer, but a prostitute who wants to go on a date. I'm sorry, an "adult entertainer who also has a massage service."
Ew. I really don't even know what else to say about it. That's just gross.
No thank you.
15 comments:
Well, buy her dinner and at least get your dessert ;)
j/k. I can't even imagine your situation, but think about this for a sec. Prostitutes are people too. They just want love like everyone else, and maybe you're just the sensitive and caring guy that can accept them for what they are and what they wish to be, and help them get out of 'the life'.
Maybe take it as a compliment?
Don't you mean "sex worker"? Heh.
I think you have to work on being more open minded. Really. (Sarcasm intended.)
I was going to do the obvious of pretending that the prostitute was me, but I'm just not committed to the joke and knew it would be half-assed.
Lmao, that fucking ROCKS.
Personal life posts are teh best, though. :)
Now, I must trump you. I got a response a few weeks back from a cross dresser. It also sent a picture. Eauuuu!
I'll never use THAT website again. Though it was purely for jokes anyway. It was mounting to a good story that I never did get to tell...
How can you be sure this wasn't a very clever solicitation?
I got two words for you: Follow. Up.
Do it for the blog and your entertainment-starved fans.
hahaha! that is so funny...but hey, what if she's *wonderful*?! you might click!
sorry, couldn't help it. ;-P
Are you posting personal ads on Craigslist? At least she was honest...that would have been quite the first date bombshell.
Mom jokes are SO last week.
Ha. NotCarrie's idea was my idea to, but I see she beat me to it..hahaha. ;-)
Carrie M -- Ummmmm... no.
Ally -- Yeah, I'd definitely rather hear it before I actually set up a date. Scary.
Ar-Jew-Tino -- I'm just trying to look out for you, man.
Ryane -- And you didn't try to do a better job of it than she did? Sheesh.
I like your blog, but I was kinda wondering when you were going to start giving us the "juicy details" about your personal life (as opposed to an advice colum). After all, the title of your blog is "The adventures of a single guy in the crazy, mized-up web of dating online". ;-)
So give us more about your current adventures! Or not. It's your blog. :-)
I hope you don't skip out on your Friday date to go out with this prostitute ;-)
I'm with Ar-Jew-Tino - follow up on it. At the very least, you've got a great story to tell. And maybe, just maybe, she'll become a connection to use at local strip clubs, brothels, etc. You can never have too many friends in the sex industry.
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